I realized one day that there are a lot of words that we are a little uncomfortable with. These almost all have to do with sex, sexual organs, and bathroom words. I realized that we have different ways of saying the same word, depending on the situation. For example, "urinate", "piss", "go pee", etc. But why do we use one the words we do? The following table has the words cross-referenced with the situations we use them in. If you know of any words I don't have in this table, please email me, along with the situation where they would be used. This is kind of a fun little word study! :)

Scientific:	Urinate	Defecate	Masturbate	Sexual Intercourse	Fellatio/Fellate	Cunnilingus	Flatulence	Penis	Vagina	Clitoris	Erection	Heavy Petting to Orgasm	Ejaculate/Orgasm	Semen
Crude/Rude:	piss	shit	whack off, jack off, jerk off	fuck, bang	suck dick, suck cock, cocksucker	eat pussy, sit on his face	fart	cock	cunt				cum	cum
Direct/Peers:	take a leak	take a dump	none?? "whack off"?	get laid, screw	blow job, give head, go down	give head, go down		dick	pussy	clit	hard-on, woody, get hard, stiffy, boner, woodrow, flush	sex,"make-out"?	come, shoot, shoot off, cream	cream, gism
Slang/more polite:	go to the bathroom, call of nature	go to the bathroom, call of nature	pleasured oneself, play with oneself	sleep together, have sex, make love, goes to bed with, "do it", boink, etc.	perform oral sex on him	perform oral sex on her	pass gas					sex	had an orgasm
Slang/more indirect:	#1	#2	spank the monkey	make whoopie, make babies, jump his/her bones	to service	muff diving		third leg	chowing box, getting box
Children:	go pee, pee-pee	go poo		s-e-x, hump				weiner, pee-pee	fagina
Literary:				aarvark				male organ	love canal	love button	tumescent (to be erect)
Teens / Young Adults (c.2000):				sex, have sex "all the way"			spreading joy				popping a woodrow, rising table, flipping the bean (female)	get with
Biblical:			spend seed?	?