She sells
She sells seashells by the seashore,
where the sun shines on the shop signs.

Theophilus Thistle

Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles,
thrust thrice three thousand thistles
through the thick of his thumb.

Now if Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles,
thrust thrice three thousand thistles
through the thick of his thumb,
see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles,
thrust not thrice three thousand thistles
through the thick of thy thumb.
Success to the successful thistle sifter.


The short version is:
Theopholis Thistle should sift thistles.
(5 times fast.)

Unique New York
Unique New York,
Unique New York,
You know you need unique New York.